Shells here! Yes... The Shells. Um, the 411 on me... the past few years have been super random: the markets crashed, I emerged from a super toxic relationship (Even I make mistakes. LOL!). I took time to find my emotional core. Cut to now - I am the reigning queen of cabaret at Joe's Pub, proving to the world that a girl really can have it all. Come hear me sing!
Kisses (saving all my love for Mr. Right, LOL),
P.S. For you dirty little stalkers: &
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Let this video serve as a lesson. Two lessons, actually. Lesson 1: Don't talk at my show. LoL. Not trying to be a biotch, but it's about respect. Lesson 2: If I'm dating a guy, and he comes to the show, please don't flirt with him (I'm looking at you, Jasmine). GET YOUR OWN MAN! Oh, and I sing Robyn at the end of this clip. Kisses
Posted by Michelle "Shells" Hoffman at 6:30 AM
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Some of you may know about the headache in my life (I won't say his name here). Anyway, that headache seems to be chronic, and it will not leave me alone (especially during my show). Let this video just serve as proof... of the truth. Sisters unite against little boys who can't make up their minds! Get over yourself, dude!
Posted by Michelle "Shells" Hoffman at 5:49 PM
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Friday, July 16, 2010
To all my fans,
I want to encourage you to embrace your rage. I have learned to sublimate my rageful feeings into art. Here's a video of me doing a song by the incomporable Marilyn Manson. It's called "The Beautiful People," and yes, it is.
Posted by Michelle "Shells" Hoffman at 6:08 AM
Friday, July 9, 2010
It may happen!!! Me and "my people" (LOL!, yeah, I've got "people") just got word that we may have a distribution deal for my film adaptation of the French masterpiece Madame Bovary... IN MEXICO! I know, right? Anyway, here's the trailer. Enjoy. Kisses. -Shells
Posted by Michelle "Shells" Hoffman at 12:00 AM
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Posted by Michelle "Shells" Hoffman at 11:02 PM
Here's a video of me taking my talents to the streets (not like THAT you dirty peeps!). Nah, dudes! It's me, your girl, Shells, singing the incomparable "Arms of the Angel." (aka, one of my favorite songs). I have a Cocktail Cabaret Hour at Joe's Pub next month (Tuesday, July 13; Wednesday, July 28, both at 7:30). I really hope you can make it! I've been working hard on a lot of amazing songs for your ears only.
A kiss on each cheek,
p.s. This summer is all about Positive Energy! NO. MORE. DRAMA. Can I get an AMEN!
Posted by Michelle "Shells" Hoffman at 9:02 AM